Ah, the holiday season—time to dust off our wish lists, ready for the annual negotiation with Santa. Every year, we all wonder, “Will he finally deliver?” And every year, we balance our dreams with a pinch of reality. But what if our dreams weren’t the problem, just our expectations?
Imagine this: You ask Santa for a dragon. I mean, why not? Go big or go home, right? But Santa, ever the practical one, hits you back with, “Be realistic.” Fair point, Santa. So, you course-correct, humble yourself, and go for something a little more attainable: a boyfriend. Santa’s response? “What color dragon do you want?”
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the irony here. A dragon? Sure, Santa’s got you covered. A boyfriend? Now that’s just asking for too much! After all, fire-breathing mythical creatures seem to be easier to conjure than a decent date these days. But maybe Santa’s onto something—maybe the boyfriend wish is the real leap of faith.
Is Santa trying to tell us something profound about the state of the dating world? Or perhaps he’s giving us a playful nudge, suggesting that sometimes we should shoot for the stars (or dragons) rather than settle for the mundane. Whatever his reasoning, it’s a holiday reminder that sometimes the most magical things we desire aren’t the ones we’re meant to have—or at least not this year.
So, this holiday season, don’t be afraid to think big. Ask for that dragon in all its fiery glory, because who knows? You might just get it. And if all else fails, hey, you’ll have a good laugh and a little extra magic to warm the soul.
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