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THIS IS WHAT 60 LOOKS LIKE 🍒

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Apparently, at sixty, I'm supposed to calm down. Dress sensibly. Choose sensible shoes. Wear sensitive colors. And generally become a slightly quieter version of myself. That sounds exhausting. So I went to New York Fashion Week instead. Because if there's one place where nobody asks you to tone it down, behave yourself or dress your age, it's New York. Fuchsia. Ridiculous sunglasses. Trainers instead of heels. Coffee in one hand and absolutely no intention of becoming invisible. Perfect. I've never understood the expression “act your age.” Which part of sixty am I supposed to act? The part that has survived enough bullshit to stop caring what people think? The part that finally knows what she likes? Or the part that has enough shoes to know that sensitive ones are wildly overrated? Age doesn't make you boring. Giving up does. And I have absolutely no plans for that. So if you're looking for me, I'll be the sixty-year-old woman in fuchs...
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Out of Curiosity...

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Apenas os homens e os golfinhos têm prazer na relação sexual. Será que pelo menos os golfinhos são fiéis? O único animal que já nasce com cornos é a girafa. O animal mais fiel é o albatroz. A monogamia é estatisticamente rara entre os bichos. Ocorre em apenas três de cerca de 4000 espécies de mamíferos. O coito entre moscas varejeiras dura quarenta minutos, mas o insecto permanece colado na fêmea por outros vinte minutos para evitar que ela se entregue a um rival. O cão utiliza-se do mesmíssimo expediente. Antes de depositar seus espermatozóides, os caranguejos do tipo Maria-farinha produzem uma secreção que endurece como cimento, bloqueando a passagem do esperma de outros machos. As libélulas possuem o pênis coberto por saliências que têm como objetivo remover o sêmen deixado na fêmea pelos machos que anteriormente copularam com ela.
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A Bitch With Standards 🍒

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  There comes a point in life when arguing with stupid becomes bad time management. Not because you’ve run out of arguments. Not because you couldn’t produce the receipts, the dates, the screenshots and a rather impressive PowerPoint presentation. It’s simply that intelligence and maturity are not automatically included with adulthood. Some people grow older. Some people grow up. And some merely acquire birthdays. They mistake arrogance for confidence, cruelty for strength, silence for victory, and their own version of events for internationally recognised fact. Adorable. There was a time when I explained myself. I answered. I tried to understand. I gave people the benefit of the doubt long after the doubt had packed its bags and left the country. Not anymore. Silence isn’t weakness. It’s editing. You remove the unnecessary characters and the story immediately improves. No final scene, no twenty-page explanation, no desperate need for the last word. Just a very elegant: next. Beca...
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